Windows 7 party with seven 7×7 In-N-Out burgers
SmugMug’s Craig Meakin downs a 7×7 for Windows 7 by Chris MacAskill
First, let me preface this by saying this is a great way to kill yourself, and that I rarely eat meat or cheese, let alone 7 patties and 7 slices. Please go read this book and this one if you’d like to know how I stay skinny, healthy, cancer- and heart-disease free. Except when Windows 7 isn’t driving our company mentally insane.
So our Windows 7 copies arrived today, and some moron (my brother) decided that SmugMug needed to have a Windows 7 launch party like everyone else in the world. Except unlike everyone else in the world, we needed to eat 7x7s at In-N-Out Burger. (Yes, that’s 7 beef patties and 7 slices of cheese on each burger). And we needed 7 of them, which meant seven Smuggies.
So with the Birthday Boy (a copy of Windows 7) in hand, off we went to In-N-Out. Dude taking our order explained they no longer make 7x7s (we’ve ordered larger in the past, I’ve seen photos of 100x100s), and that 4x4s were as large as they could go. We begged and pleaded, then called In-N-Out corporate HQ for special dispensation. No such luck – 4x4s are the max from on-high.
SmugMug builds their own 7×7 burgers at In-N-Out by Chris MacAskill
That’s ok, we can do math. 7 4x4s + 7 3x3s, plus a little manual dexterity, and we had accomplished our unholy feat: Windows 7 with seven 7×7 burgers. Better yet, 5 of us actually managed to eat the whole thing. (I even ate all 4 buns, alone among our triumphant victors).
Seven SmugMugs eat seven 7×7 burgers at In-N-Out for Windows 7 by Chris MacAskill
The seven 7x7s race is on! by Chris MacAskill
Welcome to the world, Windows 7!
SmugMug’s Craig Meakin is in it to win it! by Chris MacAskill
Now, O Wondrous Wizard of Windows, can you please tell Internet Explorer 8 to get with the program? It *really* needs a speed boost, support for rounded corners plus gradients, and by all means, JPEG/GIF/PNG favicons! Thanks!